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    Dept of Daft: No!No! FaceTrainer

    One of my earliest posts was a confessional on my flirtation with daily facial exercises. I’m a bit of an exercise nut and work out my body most days, so I was drawn to the idea that if I did the facial equivalent of a bicep curl, I would fend off wrinkles. And being something of a stickler for seeing things through, I kept at this routine called Facercise night after night, month after month. I can now tell you that gurning in front of a mirror looks ridiculous, is pointless and, with hindsight, a monumental waste of time.

    So when I received an email alerting me to the FaceTrainer with an invite to get to know more over a cup of tea at the W Hotel, my first reaction was no!,no!

    Which turned out to be spookily prescient because the company that has brought FaceTrainer to the world is called No! No! Why you would decide to create a brand with two negatives and exclamation marks is beyond me. Anyhow, the company’s new product, which can be bought on HSN, is even more bizarre.

    FaceTrainer is basically a two hundred dollar ski mask (or think balaclava helmet, if you are English). When I first saw it, I assumed that you had to plug it in, or that it came with batteries. You see, if I was going to put this ridiculous thing over my head – having forked out $199 no less – I’d think it only reasonable that it does all the work. It would send, I mused, little electric pulses to my cheek muscles whilst I do the ironing or read The New Yorker. But no (No!). You still have to physically distort your facial muscles, in other words perform some form of Facercise.

    It isn’t at all clear to me what value add this thing is bringing. Perhaps sweating in it is deemed to be helpful to anti-aging. I presume you do sweat quite profusely because the instructions make quite a big deal out of wiping it out after use.

    Who on earth would say Yes! Yes! to this preposterous waste of money. At least the only thing I invested in for Facercise was a $25 (or thereabouts) book. Granted, FaceTrainer does come with a video, user guide, bag for storage and wipes – as you can see from the sophisticated illustration taken from the No! No! website.

    Tempting, isn’t it. A word of warning before you rush off with your cheque books. No! No! advises replacing the FaceTrainer every four to six months. Did I say waste of money? And, by the way, did I mention that facial excercises don’t work.

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    10 Responses to “Dept of Daft: No!No! FaceTrainer”

    1. monica says:

      Yes- I DID find it Tempting, easy to use, and very satisfactory results!

      I don’t know why you are so angry about the FaceTrainer. I also don’t know how a person can be negative about a product without trying it first.

      I realized one thing- NOTHING in this world (or in our bodies) is achieved without hard work.

      One day you wake up, look in the mirror and find out you’re not 16 years old anymore. Your muscles aren’t the same and surprisingly you find a wrinkle you could swear wasn’t there yesterday. You don’t like the shape of your body and you realize that something has to be done. So you start with exercise and then combine it with a diet. And if you are consistent and committed enough, you see results. If not, well…

      Same thing with your face – you can’t just put your face on a diet, but you can certainly give it the exercises it needs, just like EVERY OTHER MUSCLE in your body.

      This is how I got to know the Face Trainer, which is not only clever workout accessory; it also helps with blood circulation. I already think my face feels and looks younger, tighter, and glowing.

      When you go to the gym you work on all parts of your body, symmetrically. FaceTrainer (I think of it as my private gym for my face) does the same thing, but for my face. The FaceTrainer is made of neoprene that provides flattens the skin (and protects me for more wrinkle creation as in when you pout), adds resistance to the training (like training bands, dumbbells, things like that). But, as with anything else at home, in order to achieve best results, you have to work at it. It’s not an overnight miracle. This is the best way to gain results. With any exercise or workout, you don’t get real, lasting results without a bit of time and a lot of commitment. (how many of us have bought a treadmill and never used it …?)

      Being an self-proclaimed exercise nut, I wonder how you only expect something to work if it has batteries or a chord. When you go to the gym, do you plug yourself in or do you do have to do the exercises yourself? Of course you have to walk on the treadmill. What is the difference between a body work out and a face work out? I see only the benefits form this workout. I mean, I like the idea that my face has chance to tighten up a bit too!

      Of course the solution can either be provided with the knife (ouch … and PAINFULL, and TIME CONSUMING) or an injection (again, Ouch … and costly) one. I guarantee you, those cost way more than 200$. Compared to those costs, the FaceTrainer made more sense to me. I definitely preferred 10 minutes of face exercise a day to the knife or the needle.

      Having to change levels also made sense to me, though I haven’t had to yet. It’s well known that after doing the same routine everyday, an exercise regimen is more successful if you change things around a bit. So they recommend (they don’t say it’s a must) alternating between the different training techniques and the 2 (or 3) levels of FaceTrainers. You don’t have to buy a new one every 4-6 months, and if you do – it means you are using the mask. Imagine how much you have saved in that altrernative (remember? Knife … injections …). And it is only a suggestion.

      Regarding the brand name- no!no!, I think it’s kind of cute – it originally referred to ‘no hair, no pain’ when they first launched their hair removal device. I bought that as well, and because I used it and liked it, I was ready to try the FaceTrainer. For the FaceTrainer, I guess they mean no injections, no surgery, no wrinkles. But I guess that’s just a personal matter of taste and humor.

      My name is Monica and I am 40 years old. I’ve used the FaceTrainer for a little over 2 months now. I spend no more than 10 minutes exercising a day. 14 days after I first started using it, my face felt more energized than it had in a long time. And yes, my kids laughed (still do) and I get hockey mask and Hannibal Lector jokes from my husband all the time. But you know what, both my family and friends started giving me compliments about how much better I am looking these days. So when they laugh, I do too. I saved a bunch of $$$ on a plastic surgery. I still might do it one day, but if I can postpone it, why not?

      I just wanted to give you another perspective from somebody who has actually tried it. And if my point of view is not enough, I strongly recommend you read what the Time Magazine has to say about face exercise:
      http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1683326,00.html

      Good luck

      M

    2. bethany says:

      I have to disrespectfully disagree about Marta’s last comment that facial exercises do not work. If you use a program that utilizes resistance, you will see results. Thanks to a $10 program called Ageless If You Dare (5 mins a day, 4 days a week), I longer need filler in my marionette lines, and my eyeliner does not rub off on my upper eyelids anymore….I saw major improvement within 3 weeks. This was the best money that I have ever spent on beauty/skin related stuff EVER (and I have bought a ton of stuff!).

      But I do have to agree that this particular product does look a bit far fetched…maybe the helmet itself is supposed to provide resistance? Regardless, the sweatiness aspect of your review turned me off immediately! Yuck.

    3. TY Freberg says:

      The value of facial exercise has been over-looked through-out the text of all these published comments: if the facial muscles are ultimately relaxed (relieved of tension or constriction by stretching contortions and/or anatomically correct “exercise”), the blood circulation improves and that
      is the foundation of strong, supple (firm) facial skin…
      The results of poor blood circulation are worse after ten years than only five: as children or teenagers, most persons do not have much plaque in veins and arteries (not enough time spent eating cheese, ice cream, processed oils, etc.,
      for years and years) nor high blood chemistry levels of arsenic (‘vitamin c’:
      an instigator of severe dehydration
      thus vericose veins and/or ‘ceviche’
      skin) built up internally; consequently, the blood circulation of less compromised persons is better and they appear
      less dehydrated (associated to
      the word ‘young’)…
      At least, light walking everyday, getting plenty of fresh air and sunlight: plus daily active and tensive stretching through a full range of motion (including the facial exercise) is a number one best skin treatment; add it to avoiding citrus
      yeast and cheese like the plague
      for healthy skin (rejuvination).

    4. Tony says:

      Deborah Crowley is the originator of Facial Resistance Training. She developed FlexEffect when she was a competitive bodybuilder in 1979. If resistance training for the face were a hoax there wouldn’t be so many programs out today using the words (facial resistance training) the program “Ageless if you dare” was started by a FlexEffect Trainer. A FlexEffect trainer started ‘Carolyn’s Facial Fitness’, a FlexEffect Trainer started ‘The Face Gym’, a FlexEffect trainer started ‘Face Flex’ even Cynthia Roland started ‘Facial Magic’ after training with FlexEffect. When people see the changes FE can make in their face they know there is money in it! If you are interested in SERIOUS TRAINING might as well go where the majority of today’s programs begin and that’s FlexEffect http://www.flexeffect.com. You will notice that all of these programs I mentioned will say they have tried ALL the programs out there (naming a few) and then they discovered resistance training and developed there own program (with resistance) but not one will mention ‘FlexEffect Facial Resistance Training’ and if anyone brings up FE on their forums etc. they put it down!!! There is a reason for it. Once someone reads the FlexEffect sites info. Their program is dead in the water! And yes I am a FlexEffect trainer, but I swear if I ever decided to publish my own program I will at least acknowledge where I got my training, doing so doesn’t mean I don’t have some good training ideas of my own and it would also say that I have a good understanding of resistance training for the face.

      Thanks for the opportunity to speak up.

    5. monica says:

      I really can’t see any similarity between the products. The FaceTrainer is a DEVICE that combines facial exercises with resistance training using the mask. All exercises are based on this. The Face Flex is actually a book with a list of exercises. It’s like comparing running with riding a bike. With both you will have similar results but the effort and the equipment are different. And using more than one type of exercise for our faces couldn’t be so bad. After all, a great body workout includes both running and weights. If the Flex Effect does so many good things for you, imagine how much better things could be with extra exercise with the help of a controlled, medically checked mask.

      m.

    6. Clare says:

      As a dermatologist and cosmetic specialist I find the comments about facial exercises both appalling and incredibly ignorant. Facial muscles and facial vasculature are nothing like the muscles of the body. The two cannot be compared and the people who try to convince customers to believe this are doing so only to sell a product. Please seek professional medical advice before wasting money on ridiculous scams.

      Speaking from a lot of experience, both my own and that of my patients and clients, as well as looking at clinically unbiased evidence obtained in controlled trials I can confidently say that facial exercises do nothing more than deepen the wrinkles that are already present in the skin. Think about it ladies – Botox works by preventing muscle movement exacerbating areas where the skin creases which causes wrinkles. If you increase the amount of muscle movement you do through facial exercises all you will do will be to increase your wrinkles.

      I do not advocate cosmetic surgery for everyone and I have found many other products that are helpful in delaying the aging process. However, facial exercises are a waste of time, money and the deteriorating levels of collagen in your skin. Save all of these by avoiding these silly ‘training’ products.

    7. Antonia Rosina says:

      I would say that the positive experiences of many who are using a facial exercise program proves that those who advocate facial exercise are not “incredibly ignorant.” I have a medical background and would not be so arrogant as to suggest that facial exercises “deepen wrinkles.” I am 58 and have no wrinkles. I exercise my face using the Ageless if You Dare program daily. Habitual expression causes dynamic wrinkling over time as the face is constantly being pulled into the same position. Facial exercises are performed for a brief period of time and do not mimic habitual expressions.

    8. Careful of facial exercises says:

      Hi all,

      I just wanted to put my 2 cents in. I used Carolyn´s Facial Fitness and it did NOT do good things for my face. Maybe that was just me, but it took about a year to recover. She promised me to look in to my results with her doctors and get back to me, but she never did. Every time I contacted her she seemed nice, but not very concerned about my results. That said, I think it must work for some people otherwise why would they all be so fervent about it? From my experience I would say go slowly, ask a lot of questions and stop if it doesn´t look good. I am in my 30s btw.

      PS: great site, great reviews, great comments!

    9. Leslie says:

      Listen to the dermatologist who posted here. I am a licensed esthetician and agree with the doctor. Additionally, the muscles of the face are the only muscles in the body that are attached to SKIN…there are no tendons or ligaments involved here as on the rest of the human body. As we age muscles mass diminishes all over our body. One may assume that the same type of “exercise” to keep a muscle on the body in “shape” is going to do the same for the face. It would if it were attached the same way, but it is not. So, the “success” people have with facial exercises, however good the results may look, are NOT due to the muscle…the “success” is due to the SKIN looking better thereby giving the impression that it is the muscle. If facial muscle exercises really worked the way they were supposed to, no one would ever seek a facelift, which not only lifts the skin but places the underlying muscle, which the skin is attached to, back into position. Understand, I am not putting anyone down here for doing what they feel works for them, just wanted to clarify and give the full picture of what is actually happening to the skin, not the muscle.

    10. Nonie says:

      As a face exerciser for now 20 years, starting at the age of 20, I can vouch for the authenticity of face exercises. If it were just a matter of skin looking better and not muscle, then how would you explain the tone? I don’t use copper peptides which help with skin thickness. And I don’t have wrinkles that you’d expect in someone my age who laughs a lot and who’s lost and gained weight even being 4 sizes heavier than I am now at one time. In fact, for a few years now, my skincare regimen has been oil cleansing alternating with plain water cleansing using a clean face cloth each time, and then just using sunblock. At night I have slept with a bare face except for Vaseline which I use under my eyes. Except for the facecloth, I have not used scrubs or peels or AHAs. I’ve been curious to see what I can achieve with just exercise, and I have not been disappointed. Any improvement/lift/tone in my face I attribute to face exercises. If it were just a matter of skin improving, then wouldn’t people who don’t do face exercises but use the best skincare products have the same lift/tone that I and those who do the exercises do? Instead, you see clear skin but maybe a sag here and there on non-exercisers. In fact, a lot of those who use skin remodeling products like copper peptides also do face exercises because they have found how well they complement each other. So something has to be said for that. Coz really if skin improvement is all that was needed, why bother with exercise then?

      As for doctors not agreeing with this… LOL! With all due respect, it doesn’t take half a brain to see why doctors would not endorse face exercises? How would they make their living if no one needed their cosmetic procedures? Indeed, if a program isn’t well thought out or balanced, or if one does exercises badly, then there might be some disappointment and it takes patience or finding the right program to right that. (I know this from experience.) Anyway, the proof is in the pudding and people will believe what they want to believe until they are proven wrong beyond a shadow of doubt or open their minds and think outside the box.

      When I started face exercises, I was not looking for immediate results/change. I was thinking “long term; how I’d want my face to still have tone when I was older. And I’m so glad I did. Because when you set deadlines, you tend to get discouraged. If you just enjoy the journey and trust that every little bit helps, in due time, you reap the fruits of your labor. Carolyn, Deborah, Eva, Carole, etc would not still be in business if the exercise programs they created didn’t make a difference to people’s faces. And clients like me would not be as pleased as we are if face exercises didn’t work.

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